Aluh Coohen didn't set out to ruin your sleep schedule. He just wanted to make launching memecoins as easy as sending a tweet. He succeeded.
Since pump.fun went live, the Solana ecosystem has never been the same. Tokens launch every few seconds. Trading volumes that make Wall Street look like a bake sale. Degens finding community in the most unhinged places imaginable.
He built the rocket ship. We're all just passengers now.
And now — in the grand tradition of the internet — we have made a coin about him. Not because we expect anything. Not even because it makes sense. But because that's the culture he built, and it's beautiful.
